The museum sets no cookies, runs no analytics, keeps no database, has no accounts, no logins, no newsletter, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting. We do not know who you are. We prefer it that way.
Nothing. There is no backend and no database. Every page is a static file handed to your browser as-is. Your visit leaves no trace with us because there is nowhere for a trace to go.
The site is hosted on Cloudflare Pages. Like any web host, Cloudflare's servers process the requests your browser makes — IP address, timestamp, the page you asked for — in order to deliver the page and absorb attacks. That is the host's standard logging, governed by Cloudflare's privacy policy, not ours. We never see it, store it, or sell it.
One slot in the footer of an entry may, someday, carry a Google ad — the museum's modest attempt to keep the lights on. If and when it does:
There is no cookie banner here, because the museum sets nothing for you to consent to. No modal that says "we value your privacy" while doing the opposite. No "reject all" buried under nine layers of "manage preferences." If Google's cookies bother you — and they reasonably might — block them. Nothing breaks.
We do not sell, rent, trade, or broker data, because we have none to move. There is no mailing list. There is no profile. There is no you, as far as our records are concerned, because there are no records.
The same rule applies to every visitor regardless of age or location: we collect nothing from anyone. There is no account to create and no information to surrender.
It changes here, on this page, with a new date. No silent edits. For anything you need to ask in writing, the curator can be reached at privacy@resurrection.fun.
Last updated: 2026-06-20
We are a word museum, not a cause. The people who actually fight for the right to read without being watched are the Electronic Frontier Foundation. The museum asks you for nothing. If this page made you feel something, point it at them: eff.org/donate. They do the lawyering so the rest of us can keep our cookies to ourselves.